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Finally someone accepted me in their certification!
Wed, 01 Apr 2009

I just became a proud Certified ASS, that is, Certified Application Security Specialist (don't think wrong). Just check the official badge on the right :-)

To all those collecting CISAs, CISSPs, CISMs and so on, I whole-heartedly encourage you to also become an ASS. Become an ASS today, quoting the foundation's site:

  • 1. No need to study - Candidates use our exclusive certification process to prove their Stated History of Individual Training via self-validation, which reflects their real-world experiences.
  • 2. No need to take exams - After self validation, candidates agree to the Oath of Office and Code of Ethics. This process ensures only the most experienced ASS achieve certified status, without the need for a test.
  • 3. Lowest Cost - There is no cost to become a Certified ASS! While many candidates have long been considered ASS's, they can now validate that claim with true certification at no cost.
  • 4. Reflects the real world of security - By eliminating costly training programs and standardized tests, the Institute created a process that matches the standard management, processes for enterprise application security, and consistent with today's industry best-practices.

What are the benefits to employers?
  • 1. No need to pay for costly employee training.
  • 2. Be assured that you only employ the highest quality ASS's.
  • 3. Guarantee compliance with all regulations and industry standards.

posted at: 20:15 | path: /personal | permanent link to this entry | 4 comments |
Tags: certification, joke, ass



* Posted by dctfjy at Thu Apr 23 02:45:44 2009
Congratulations!
* Posted by Brian Lavender at Wed May 27 06:25:05 2009
Too Funny!
* Posted by Pedro Estrada at Thu Jul 2 17:41:20 2009
Hey man congrats with your ASS certification i try to do it and joined the Linkedin group, but i dont understand too much the "1. Email the Institute and submit a Stated History of Individual Training for self validation." step, can you give an example? have a good day, and im waiting for July 9 jejejej .

regards
* Posted by Dominique Karg at Fri Jul 3 07:18:35 2009
Well, you might understand it better if you read it as an acronym.

Submit your

(S)tated
(H)istory
of
(I)ndividual
(T)raininig.

SHIT, or otherwise knows as the surnames many people seem to have nowadays: "John Doe CISA CISSP" for example :-)

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